Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Thanos Is An Idiot

Warning: Spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War are present, d'uh. I mean, you've probably already seen it. It's been out for two weeks. But still.




Josh Brolin's performance as the Mad Titan, Thanos, is incredibly engaging. Predominantly CGI and face paint, it somehow manages to be loaded with subtleties. The benefit of being the central character of the whole film allows him to work with more characterization, backstory, and motivation than most other superhero film baddies. It's not that surprising to see many rushing to call Thanos the best Marvel villain yet.

Certainly, he belongs up there, but "best Marvel villain" is a low bar to clear. It's like saying Man of Steel is the best Superman movie of the modern DC cinematic universe. Sure, it's possibly true, but primarily because the other two have been, by some strange circumstance, complete dumpster fires. It's hard, though, to think of too many Big Bads from the MCU that could top Thanos. I'd still personally put Killmonger from the recent (and much, much better film) Black Panther above him. He is more thoughtfully written, and thematically relevant to the film he appears in. I'd also put Loki above him, even though he has largely veered off into more classical anti-hero characterization after the first Thor. He started off more compelling, as well as more entertaining. And, look, I know I'm alone on this, but I still think the team up of Whiplash and Justin Hammer in Iron Man 2 is a solid combination, with two villains working in tandem toward thematic significance in a way the Russo brothers fail to really explore with their villain.

The big issue with Thanos is that his motivation makes no sense. Maybe that's by design: after all, few things are scarier than an unpredictable madman with an infinity gauntlet! I don't think that is the case here, however, largely due to his presentation within the film.

Thanos is the protagonist and the villain. It's an interesting structure for a superhero film. Not even Christopher Nolan ever really attempted anything like that before within the confines of superheroes. This creates a bit of a disconnect between the reality of Thanos with the film's portrayal of him. Throughout Infinity War, we are constantly meant to think of Thanos as someone operating on some kind of logic. It's cold, moral calculus; the very type that the "good guys" refuse to do. "We don't trade lives," Captain America says at one point in the film. And yet, even Dr. Strange - who started their arc by telling Iron Man he wouldn't hesitate to abandon him to save the time gem - would inevitably fall into that very narrow moral code (despite no contact with Cap, so, where exactly did Strange get his newfound ethics?)

We are not meant to feel like Thanos is making the right call, nor are we ever really given a reason to sympathize with his motivation. That makes him different than, say, Killmonger, who - while we are never meant to approve of his actions - often is presented as having a point. Same thing is true of Loki in the Thor: The First Thor. We are never on his side, but we can understand him as someone unsure of his place among multiple worlds he is not actually native to. Infinity War occasionally tries to present Thanos through this lens as well. The flashback to when he stole Gamora is slathered in, "He has a point" rhetoric. Part of this is due to the fact Thanos is the one retelling events, and he obviously views himself as the good guy. However, the Russo brothers want audiences to strangely empathize with Thanos multiple times throughout the film, too. So it isn't just a case of a character within the narrative pushing an idea. Rather, the filmmakers contribute as well.

It all falls apart when you really start thinking about Thanos's plan. His goal is to acquire the infinity gems and use them to wipe out half of all life in the universe. The reason: there is a finite amount of resources in the universe, and life continues to expand at a rate in which those resources will be gone at some point, making any life impossible. Basically, he has to end life to save life.

There are so many holes to this logic that it is hard to know where exactly to begin. First, for a guy who teeters on nihilism, it's strange that he doesn't recognize that the universe itself is not forever and there will inevitably be a point where no life is possible at all. Second, it shows a lack of any real consideration or consistency on his part. He evidently can empathize with those who are struggling to survive, but not those he is knowingly killing. Third, his plan is incredibly small in focus and opens up potential to make things worse. And fourth, it doesn't even attempt to get to the root of the issue which highlights a complete lack of foresight.

Those last two points are where it matters within the film. Thanos was, according to the film's own backstory, supposedly an intelligent person. Only he had the foresight on Titan to recognize that overpopulation would lead to its destruction. But apparently, not a single person in the Marvel cinematic universe - including the forward thinking Thanos - could see how little his plan actually addresses his primary concern.

If Thanos were truly interested in protecting life in general from the problem of shrinking resources, why would he choose a system of chance that selects people at random? One of the big characters to get wiped out was T'Challa. Yet this change has the potential to do so much more damage. Black Panther ended with T'Challa opening up Wakanda to the rest of the world, literally embarking on a campaign to *share* their resources. And now, that king is gone because of Thanos's idiotic, short-sighted plan to bring "balance" to the universe. Now, instead of a political leader making things better and establishing fair trades of resources with others, a power vacuum opens up. Wakanda could be exposed for another like Killmonger to take the throne and enact policies of violence. Or, with the lack of a strong leader with a clear vision in place, Wakanda's neighbors could use it as an opportunity to start a war to reclaim areas they felt were rightfully theirs. Effectively, Thanos has destabilized the region.

The idea that the primary cause of war and suffering is shrinking resources flies in the face of history. For example, there were more than enough resources to go around in early North America. There was plenty for the many native tribes already present, and there was even plenty for the European settlers that got there. And yet, greed drove the Europeans to take and take and take. The bountiful resources itself caused plenty of suffering. The settlers spread diseases and, quite literally, wiped out more than half of several native tribes in efforts to take those resources and those lands. They did not do that because resources were scarce.

Thanos's motivation is built around the idea that overpopulation is a problem in need of solving, but he can't comprehend concepts of greed. A quick look around the Marvel cinematic universe, you will find several stories built around the villains holding grudges because they did not get enough, despite there being plenty to share. Sure, the bad guys are the bad guys and always hold some moral defect as characters. Yet many of them have, at their core, a story of the "bad guys" getting kind of shafted. It's rarely a matter of someone seeking limited resources, or such things becoming scarce.

If the problem on Gamora's planet was that the food was being hoarded by some of the population, how exactly does killing half of them fix that? Ok, there are now more resources to go around. What's to stop that world from seeing the same exact outcome? Perhaps, like North America, it will wind up very much a situation where such a small population controls such a large amount of those resources. That because there is now a smaller population and more resources, there will be bigger gains for those who manage to get control of them. Plainly, Thanos's plan does nothing to address the root cause of greed.

The logistics should also not be ignored. Because Thanos doesn't actually care about any life, he opts to wipe people out at random. Those at the end disappear from existence by chance, just as those he gunned down on Gamora's world were sorted without any thought as to who they were executing. This is important because what if he just accidentally wiped out most of the people that know how to farm, or fish, or hunt? He just killed half the population because some people were starving, but without consideration as to who he was killing, he risked ensuring the remaining population continue to starve. Or, like with T'Challa, he might have wiped out the leaders that could help keep the peace or educate the survivors for self-sufficiency. What if he just wiped out most of the doctors? Or the person on the cusp of curing a disease or, god forbid, an actual plan to deal with either food distribution problems or overpopulation problems? There is so much downside to randomization of murder that it's hard to believe Thanos ever actually thought this was the solution. I get that it would have to abandon his quasi-nihilistic thing wherein he is supposed to think life has no intrinsic value, except that everything was being done in the name of preserving lives, so he must inherently find some do.

Even if the problem were indeed overpopulation, what exactly does wiping out half of the universe's population accomplish? What is to stop these people from overpopulating again? Maybe it's just me, but even if I were nihilistic, I might consider using the all-powerful Macguffin to sterilize half the population, or do something that otherwise reduces population growth. Wiping out half of all life while retaining reproduction rates would be like putting down a few ant traps without doing anything about the ant hill just outside your door. Ok, you can take out some ants and it's better for a few days. What do you do when their numbers are back up and they're invading your home again?

In my review of Avengers: Infinity War, I noted that I'm tired of the "have to destroy life to save life" trope increasingly common as motivation for sci-fi villains. We saw this in the MCU previously with Ultron, who was attempting to create an event so destructive that it wiped out humankind in the short term but would spare life in general on Earth over the long term. It seems increasingly common in sci-fi stories to have a Big Bad motivated by this idea that destruction leads to peace. It is not always a bad vein to tap, but it feels clunky in Infinity War, largely because it seems as though the writers didn't put any real thought into it.

A great example of this trope written well (on the most part) is BioWare's video game trilogy Mass Effect. In that series, sentient machines called Reapers are in the midsts of executing a recurring plan to eliminate all intelligent organic life in the galaxy. This is done, they claim, to prevent intelligent life from creating synthetic life that will inevitably rise up and destroy all organic life. On the surface, it sounds similar to, or even worse than Thanos's plan. There is a pretty key difference, however

The Reapers have a very specific group of lifeforms they seek to eliminate. They are not killing people through chance. Their targets are deliberate and thought-out. Lifeforms they do not deem intelligent are spared and specifically given the opportunity to evolve along a designed trajectory. After every cycle of 50,000 years, the Reapers intentionally leave enough technology behind to influence the evolutionary path of organic life. Essentially, it is a logical, predictable program. There is very little up to chance with their plan. According to their cold moral calculus, which they were built to consider by organic lifeforms, this cycle has been repeated and successful many, many times. They have factored in many variables and always got the same result. They are not getting caught up in concept of life's value, even in the face of the player's Commander Shepard defying the odds and showing organic life can be so much more than the Reapers expected. However, there is actual logic behind their plan.

The "chance" aspect of Thanos's plan is what makes it fundamentally different and more ridiculous. There isn't any actual logic to it. At its core, the only reason it "works" is if we conclude that he's just a crazy idiot. Sure, that can be scary, but it's not compelling. It's the difference between Jared Leto's Joker just acting on a whim and not being about anything (boring) and Heath Ledger's Joker being about chaos with intent and purpose (really intriguing and griping).



Thanos could also have taken a page from Mass Effect. The overpopulation of an aggressive alien race called Krogans was a big concern for much of the "civilized" galaxy. And so Salarian scientists created the genophage: an airborne toxin that genetically mutated the Krogan people in a way that effectively sterilized many and dramatically reduced their reproduction rates. Much of the trilogy examines the morality or justification of such a plan, but again, there is logic to it. People saw a problem, and they sought to address it. Thanos does no such thing.

In this way, Thanos is a pretty frustrating villain. Brolin's performance is top notch and worth watching. Yet how he is written and presented by the filmmakers is so underwhelming and stupid that it removes any of the compelling potential of him. He isn't anything other than mad. Mix in the overpowered bad guy trope he checks off, and Thanos actually embodies some of the worst villain writing out there. Sure, there are a few bold choices made in Infinity War. We don't often see the bad guys win (although one could argue we got to see Hela do this in Thor: Ragnarok with a much more potent and complex ending). Sure, we really get to see more from the perspective of "the bad guy never thinks he's the bad guy." But that doesn't itself make him compelling.

Even more, if the idea is that Thanos represents the opposite side of the Avengers' thematic coin - that our heroes don't trade lives while Thanos trades them at a 1:1 ratio - that falls completely flat so far. This, of course, should be taken with a grain of salt as we do not have a complete film yet. Infinity War is so clearly an incomplete film that it is difficult to say much until we have the second part. Still, the Russo brothers have constantly provided surface-level "depth" with their Captain America films. For all the talk of The Winter Soldier examining themes of privacy vs. safety, or Civil War looks into individualism vs. collectivism/private rights vs. government oversight, neither film takes too much time to explore in any sort of meaningful way. Plus, they both completely fall apart by the third act.

Infinity War does nothing besides establish that Thanos is the opposite of the Avengers. That's it. There's literally no more to that. It doesn't make any commentary on it. It doesn't really do anything to explore those two positions juxtaposed against one another. In fact, all it serves to do is blatantly tell audiences that Thanos is the bad guy and the Avengers are the heroes, which, ok. I guess that needed clarification 19 movies into the MCU?

If Thanos is a top five MCU villain, it's largely because they have always struggled with villains. They have never really gotten the kind of care or attention they deserve within the writing process. People are going to be all into Thanos because he actually gets the most screen time of any non-Loki bad guy, but I'd argue he's just as shallow, uninteresting, and weak as Ronan, Yellowjacket, Obadiah Stane, Aldrich Killian, or Malekith.

Sunday, April 8, 2018

The Revisitors #5 - The Blair Witch Project (1999)



Add another to the list of films that haven't aged well. The Blair Witch Project has some interesting elements to it, but is probably a lot more boring and tedious than you remember.


And here's the video I mentioned in the episode about one of the most compelling theories on the film.


Saturday, March 31, 2018

The Revisitors #4 - Jurassic Park III (2001)



Sometimes, this podcast will require a trip down Bad Movie Lane to see if they really were as bad as we thought. Turns out, Jurassic Park III kind of totally is. And yet, it also isn't all that different from Jurassic World, which has been shockingly popular. But why does the franchise really go off the rails in the third film? Well, it's a number of things.



Sunday, March 25, 2018

Revisitors #3 - The 40-Year Old Virgin (2005)



I have to admit, revisiting The 40-Year Old Virgin is such a bummer in 2018. I think it would be a terrible film that hasn't aged well at all even without being in a post-Harvey Weinstein revelation world, or in the midst of the #MeToo movement. But those things certainly don't help it. This film is really, really, really hard to watch, and offers nothing but a problematic take on toxic masculinity.

Warning: there is some foul language, and plenty of discussion about sexual activities. It also includes a little bit of personal information, if you think you might not want to know anything, even vaguely, about my own opinions towards or history of sex. (It doesn't get detailed, but I understand people can feel uncomfortable with open discussion of the topic.)



Sunday, March 11, 2018

Revisitors #2 - Crocodile Dundee (1987)



I fly solo again to look back at the film that inspired the whole thing: Crocodile Dundee. After hearing people expressing disappointment that that Chris Hemsworth/Danny McBride commercial for Australian tourism wasn't actually a fourth Dundee film (yeah, there have been three of them - one made this millennium!), it seemed like a good time to revisit the original and see if it's actually any good. The result? Well........it's pretty dated, and in some pretty awful ways.



Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Game Night (2018)



Though all art and entertainment is subjective, few genres are as subjective as comedies. Most people enjoy laughing, but finding The Hangover funny does not necessarily mean you will find Meatballs funny or any Mel Brooks movie funny. And, despite the collective social groan at the new Epic Movie or Superhero Movie or Scary Movie, there are people that genuinely find that stuff amusing. Point here being, reviewing a comedy is sometimes trickier than examining a drama because comedy is one of the most subjective things out there.

In that vein, Game Night is an even stranger film to look at. In many ways, its cinematic experience parallels that of the characters within the movie: "what is going on?" was a frequent question on my mind while watching it, except not for narrative reasons it is going for.

Centered on a group of friends and their traditional "game night," they are brought into a confusing murder mystery game that coincides with an actual kidnapping. There's even a third angle that comes into play later that further confuses what is real versus what is staged. The story and comedy is built around this premise. It seems the goal of the filmmaker is to confound audience members as much as it does its own characters.

The problem, then, is that the characters never seem all that confounded themselves. Yet the film is itself a confusing mixture of - often - awesome elements. There are scene transitions that visually look like it is all happening on a game board, which looks neat and is surprisingly interesting for Hangover-esque comedy. There are also sequences edited almost like an Edgar Wright film, with fast cuts to depict the passing of time that, again, feel surprisingly unique for a basic comedy. Or, there's also an incredible synth-based score throughout the entire feature that is both amazing to listen to and amazingly out of place within the film. 

And, of course, there's the cast. With Rachel McAdams and Jason Bateman as its leads, there should be little reason for these characters to lack charm or charisma. Yet no one really stands out except for Jesse Plemons (the actor quickly taking up the role of "best actor you see in everything but have no idea what his name is"), and even he stands out largely by playing a completely one-dimensional creepy neighbor. Game Night also features the biggest waste of Danny Huston since X-Men Origins: Wolverine

The ultimate problem is that the script just isn't that funny. There are funny scenes, sure. To suggest I didn't laugh at all would be incorrect. To be sure, I came to realize that I have underestimated McAdams's comedic chops. But a lot of the comedy falls flat because there aren't really any compelling characters. The most interesting narrative element is in the fact that they never give anyone other than Bateman's character an arc. They appear to give others cliche development, but wind up dropping it just after they telegraph where it's going. It could be a sort of meta-joke, playing on audience expectations for a little laugh. Then again, it could just be sloppy writing.

Game Night highlights that a film isn't always just a sum of its parts. There are many interesting or intriguing aspects to the film, yet it never amounts to anything more. By no means is it the worst movie of the year or one of the worst comedies in a while, but even if you liked it, there's likely not much of a chance you'll ever revisit it.

Reductive Rating: It's fine, I guess.


Beyond Good and Evil (2003)



It is difficult going back to play an old game for the first time, especially if that game came out in the early to mid-aughts. Beyond Good and Evil was a 2003 action-adventure game that quickly drew a loyal fan base, with good reason. It is, however, extremely dated - even with an HD remaster released for XBox Arcade years later.

Still, there is plenty of reason to revisit it or check it out if you haven't. Most impressive is its execution of AI allies. Future games would be critically acclaimed for working in teammates to help the player - games like The Last of Us or BioShock: Infinite - but it speaks volumes of the developers of Beyond Good and Evil that they managed to effectively do the same thing a decade earlier. AI allies are useful in combat and, when applicable, required for puzzle-solving in levels. 

Often working with a teammate goes a long way to making your partnership feel more real. When Pey'j gets kidnapped by the evil DomZ, his absence is notable. A new character pops up to assume the role of ally, but the powers and movesets are a bit different. They're similar enough in combat, but in puzzles, they provide different attributes according to their characters.

That segues nicely into the other strength of the game: it's world. The mid to late aughts really saw a push for more realistic-looking graphics and styles, but Beyond Good and Evil really went for a cartoon-like look. Anthropomorphic animals and humanoids exist in this world, along side alien invaders and robots. That visual style lends itself to more of the humorous tone throughout the game, too. In terms of its atmosphere and style, it's a fun, cohesive look aided all the more by a stylish, memorable score.

The weaknesses, though, make it a challenge to play today and - frankly - probably then as well. Combat is clunky, and its apparent indecision to allow player-controlled cameras or fixed camera angles makes it nauseating to get through some stretches of dungeons. At times, the hardest part of the game is struggling with the camera. The stealth elements of gameplay are appreciated, but it would have been better if they committed to one camera or player-controlled cameras. It seems a little unsure if it primarily wants to be a stealth or an action game. While the style and tone are cohesive and in tune with one another, the gameplay is often confused. Even the hovercraft races are clunky.

That applies to the inclusion of the in-game camera. To earn money, players are asked to snap photographs of the local wildlife. Story missions include elements of photojournalism as well. For the story stuff, it works out pretty well. To increase your cash-flow, it is entirely distracting and chops up the flow of battle. Does it want to be an action game, or Pokemon Snap

None of it makes the game wholly unplayable, and indeed the notion of a sequel on modern consoles is promising because it implies they will iron out the controls and camera problems. However, it does make it feel very dated and sloppy. It takes a little while before the awkward controls and camera starts to show itself as problematic, but when it does, it never goes away. 

Beyond Good and Evil was ambitious for the time, poorly executed in some important ways, but also clever and fun. It's odd that it will ultimately be about a decade and a half between the first and its upcoming sequel. This is one of those games that, like Spider-man 2: The Video Game, can be hard to truly gauge because of the year it came out versus how poorly it plays today. There's a lot to like about the game and, subsequently, a potential franchise, but it's probably not worth it to go through the whole thing at this point.

Reductive Rating:  It's fine, but dated.

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